Telling little white lies, exaggerating in stories, causing drama.
Wearing the same outfit every single day, skipping showers, neglecting to comb your beard.
Fawning over celebrities, having female friends, talking about your exes too much.
Changing plans at the last second, inviting along unwanted guests, making everything about you.
Talking back to them, teasing them, embarrassing them in front of friends.
Correcting them, challenging them, making them feel stupid.
Going too long without texting them, spending too many weekends out of town, being overly independent.
Watching too much television, making too much of a mess, expecting to be mothered.
Being too blunt, being too impulsive, not giving a fuck about anything or anyone.
Bragging about how you hate reading, watching trash television, speaking in slang.
Spending too much money, drinking too much, smoking too much.
Acting antisocial, waking up at noon, regularly missing work.